5- They took away my Zest

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Few months ago, I felt like seeing Nigella on my Zeste. She cooks with so much sensualism that all I can think about is eating. Fortunately, I control myself. What was my surprise to find that my cable company had taken away "my show". Rage, anger and disappointment, I spoke to my TV set which has 42 inch plasma. My Nigella Lawson is said to be one of the leading lights of English cuisine. His cuisine is joyful, delicious, uncomplicated and yet very refined. Alive and sparkling, she... I see her with her pink or turquoise sweater... cooking for me... she is no longer there... a mourning to live for a week perhaps! A week is a long time in a man's life! But come to think of it...I also won't be seeing Katie Lee Joel from the Chiefs fight for a few days either. Oh, woe! This referee who has a look to melt the freezer and its contents will not be in front of my screen. I'm in depression... But again, no more Claudia Bassols, this Spanish actress who tastes everything! My depression is getting deep. To think that I'm going to have to toast myself for a while. My cable company better watch out… he'll have to put his earplugs on early next week when I call him because I'm going to talk to him in diplomatic language. Until then, I meditate on the fall and decay of the human being...that I am.

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